After some internal debate, I have opted to publicly humiliate myself by sharing the in-game achievements, but out-of-game cluelessness, that happened concerning Enya's stint at the Pokémon Trainers' School. Hei, could be good for a laugh... :#)
(Chronology: Assume each new post is for a new day unless stated otherwise. It's no burden on the reader, and it keeps me from typing "The next day..." all the time but trying to keep it creative.)
The next morning (Aaagh!! I can't stop!!!!), Hau showed Enya around the outskirts of Hau'oli City, the largest city not only on Melemele Island but in all of Alola. Their first stops were at the Pokémon Center just down the road from Enya's house, and at the Pokémon Trainer Academy next door to it.
A Pokémon Center is a combination medical center for Pokémon and hangout for their trainers. There's a café; a shop where you can buy Pokéballs, healing potions and other essentials; and the all-important nurse's station, where your banged-up and weary battlers will be restored to full health. There's also a boarding facility of sorts for any of a trainer's Pokémon who are not actively adventuring. A Pokémon team having six slots and Enya already having seven Pokémon, she already needed somewhere to put the odd critter out; she's been very careful about letting them take turns so no one gets completely left out.
With Hau and Lillie doing all the talking, Enya had no trouble obtaining the needed services. But then Hau left in search of lunch *, and Lillie told Enya to meet her and Professor Kukui at the Academy when she'd finished up at the Center...
...and then Enya found her own and her team's welfare in the clumsy hands and muddled head of a 54-year-old first-time Pokémon player who hadn't yet figured out how everything works.
* Lunch: There's a tasty treat on Alola called a malasada. This is a real thing in Latin America, a fried-bread meat turnover. The name means "poorly broiled", but it has to be tongue-in-cheek, because there's nothing poor about them; they're f'ing delicious. Well, there are malasadas in Pokémon Sun and Moon. And Hau is positively addicted to them. If Enya ever gets in a pitched battle with him, she'll make sure she's got one of those in her backpack to distract him with. :-]
One of my chief disappointments with the game is that it doesn't really let your character speak in any significant way. People will ask her Yes or No questions, or the game will give her a list of choices. But there's no way for her to ask questions, make requests, challenge people verbally or even jump up and down and yell "Hey, YOU!!" No way, in other words, for her to get someone's attention. Which, if you know anything about any version of Enya, her being overlooked is about as inconceivable as an Ikran doing a handstand.
So Enya went to the Trainers' School. She stood by while Lillie and the Professor talked. She was instructed to meet the teachers and the principal, search for Pokémon on the grounds, and that she'd be able to graduate once she'd defeated the four best students, who might or might not actually be on campus.
(Here we had a generational misunderstanding. "Campus" in the game basically meant the schoolhouse. However, "campus" for anyone who's been to college is a vaster entity that includes the grounds, common areas and outbuildings. So when the Professor said "off-campus", maybe Enya understood it in the former sense...but her player was smacking his forehead and going "Crap, that could be anywhere on the island!!")
So here's my log for the next three days real-time...)
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Gaah, I'm bored in the game right now! Enya has been told to find four trainers from the school, who might or might not be on campus, and she's checked everywhere she's ever walked and not found a one of them.
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I'm giving up on those Trainers for the day; maybe they'll pop up after dark, hang 'em. by which time Enya will be so mad and frustrated that she'll probably crush them, including the principal.
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Still stuck at the Trainer's School. You're gonna love this: Enya has walked past, stopped in front of, walked circles around, gotten in the faces of, and has otherwise made herself a real nuisance to at least three of those four Trainers, maybe all four of 'em, and they haven't said a thing! Which, unless I missed something, isn't how the game is supposed to work. Supposedly, if you so much as get within line-of-sight of another Trainer, s/he challenges you to a battle. A trigger-happy lot, yes! And you're not allowed to refuse. Point-of-honor, that sort of thing. But Enya's been walking up to, past and around these kids for two days and not a one of them has so much as acknowledged her presence by anything more than an annoyed glance. Is it 'cause she doesn't have her red t-shirt yet or something??
*Enya fumes*
The same thing happens at the Pokémon Center, where (I thought) the nurse was supposed to ask her if any of her Pokémon are hurt; the barista is supposed to offer refreshments for her and her party; and the Pokémart clerk is supposed to be trying to nab her attention, not t'other way around...
Nobody's talking to Enya! How could anyone in any alternate Universe, even the Abyssal Realm, not want to talk to Enya?! Maybe she doesn't stand in front of them long enough??
Which is a Bad Thing, because the Enya-shirts are in Hau'oli City, and she can't go to the City until she beats those four trainers, and she's out of healing potions and almost out of Pokébeans. (Kinda gives "shop 'til you drop" a whole 'nother dimension, dunnit?) (:-|
She caught a Grimer, though. They like to be petted too, so she's just gonna have to get used to squishing her fingers through all that sludge. My girl is "Fearless in devotion"...let's not forget that. You'll never see "Eww" turn to "Aww" that fast again in your life. ;-)
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